yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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mrscarmelwhitworth:

pyroh:

People told me he was a clean freak

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They mentioned he was aloof

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And pretty intimidating

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But no one warned me…

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that he is…

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a sassy…

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little…

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shit

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but he is our sassy little shit you see

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stargaz1ng:

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

& on top of your body

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mudskipperkip:

SSSSSUUUUUBARASSSSSSHHIIIIIIIIIII

For optimum laughter watch at 1 in the morning

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  • #subarashi #one in the morning #i peed a little #laughter is the best medicine #yo
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  • robot:i don't understand. what is... love?
  • scientist:oh... well. i. love is-
  • robot:ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me
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UREN JEAGER

armin-daffodil-arlert:

I JUST PAUSED EPISODE THREE ON THIS PICTURE OF EREN AND I’M FREAKING SOBBINGimage

JUST

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HUMANITY’S LAST HOPE EVERYBODY

This has made my day

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coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

Literally me every lesson xD

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