therealhamster:

laughs for 10 minutes

stops

catches breath

thinks about what made me laugh

laughs for 10 more minutes

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legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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I RE-WATCHED POKEMON FROM THE BEGINNING AND THIS MADE ME SOB ON THE BUS. 

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  • #pokemon #charmander #the feels
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a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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mrscarmelwhitworth:

pyroh:

People told me he was a clean freak

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They mentioned he was aloof

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And pretty intimidating

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But no one warned me…

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that he is…

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a sassy…

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little…

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shit

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but he is our sassy little shit you see

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stargaz1ng:

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

& on top of your body

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mudskipperkip:

SSSSSUUUUUBARASSSSSSHHIIIIIIIIIII

For optimum laughter watch at 1 in the morning

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  • #subarashi #one in the morning #i peed a little #laughter is the best medicine #yo
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